Mike Tyson: I put my child’s urine in a faux penis to cross drug assessments !!

Former boxing champ Mike Tyson has announced that he passed his drug tests on his baby’s urine.

According to Mike, he was using something called a “whizzinator”.

“It was great man,” Tyson said, according to MMAmania.com. “I put my baby’s urine in it. And sometimes I would use my wife’s and my wife’s urine and say, ‘Baby, you better not hope he gets pregnant again or anything.’ And I said, ‘No, so we’re not going to use you anymore, we’re going to use the kid.’ “

He remembered times when some of his fellow athletes had been caught with their wife’s urine.

“I was scared of that,” laughed Tyson, “I think I heard about it because I was scared of it.”

Mike will return to the boxing ring to take on former four division champion Roy Jones Jr. at the Staples Center on November 28th.

“I’ve invested so much in everything I do. If I fail, I’ll die,” he said in an Instagram video. “How many people do that? I like to do that. I go out everything. I play for parties.”

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